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	<description>Because I think I'm far more important than I actually am</description>
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		<title>L&#8217;Con du Comique</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/07/23/lcon-du-comique/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Events &amp; Conventions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jump Leads]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Real World]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jump Leads Book 1]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[San Diego]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going to lie to you. I&#8217;m excited.
In about an hour and forty-five minutes, I&#8217;ll be on a train bound for San Diego. This is probably the largest event I&#8217;ve ever been to (if you ignore some of the re-enactment cons I seem to recall my Dad taking me to when i was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A tee-shirt with the word &#8220;Derp!&#8221; on it.</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/07/18/a-tee-shirt-with-the-word-derp-on-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jump Leads]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Apparel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Derp!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve ever wanted a tee-shirt with the word &#8220;Derp!&#8221; written on it, you&#8217;re in luck.

Available now on the Jump Leads store.
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		<title>Here&#8217;s My Card</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/07/15/heres-my-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Events &amp; Conventions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet Insanity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jump Leads]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Webcomicry]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[business card]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kris Straub]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Starslip Crisis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday I completed the design for the business cards I&#8217;ll be using at this year&#8217;s Comic-Con:

It&#8217;s nice and to the point, I think. I&#8217;ve ordered 1,000 of them, that being the minimum order for the local company I&#8217;m using, and I imagine that realistically I&#8217;ll use 100 of them, if that. Still, it&#8217;s always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This happens on an almost weekly basis</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/07/13/this-conversation-happens-on-an-almost-weekly-basis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/07/13/this-conversation-happens-on-an-almost-weekly-basis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I'm not from here!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[accent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[English]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[English accent]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someone: &#8220;Are you British?&#8221;
Me: &#8220;A little bit, yes.&#8221;
Someone: &#8220;I thought so.&#8221;
Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s the hair, isn&#8217;t it? It&#8217;s a dead giveaway.&#8221;
Someone: &#8220;It was your accent, really.&#8221;
Me: &#8220;Really? How surprising.&#8221;
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		<title>A Haunting Visage</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/07/10/a-haunting-visage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Insanity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[advertisement]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>

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Terrifying.
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		<title>&#8220;Sorry, I wasn&#8217;t really paying attention&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/06/30/sorry-i-wasnt-really-paying-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Customer Disservice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Xbox Live]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just had this most riveting conversation with Microsoft Xbox Customer Support in the UK:
Support Rep: How can I help you?
Me: Um, my account is set to auto-renew on, I think, July 21st. Except the card details you have, the card has expired. I&#8217;d give you my new card details only I actually live in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Toy Liberation Front strike again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/06/26/the-toy-liberation-front-strike-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/06/26/the-toy-liberation-front-strike-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Games &amp; Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Office pranks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Toy Liberation Front]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/?p=853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and remind me that it&#8217;s never a good idea to leave my computer unlocked when I go off to do Other Things. I came back to find someone had changed my wallpaper (click to embiggen):

Suffice to say, I am&#8230; purturbed.
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		<title>Anniversary I - Living in America</title>
		<link>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/06/26/anniversary-i-living-in-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/2008/06/26/anniversary-i-living-in-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I'm not from here!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jump Leads]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Life the Universe and Everything]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Real World]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SoulGeek Media]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Comic-Con]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Disney]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Disneyland]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Headache]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[PAX]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Seattle]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SoulGeek]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been living in America for an entire year.
It feels&#8230; well, it feels odd knowing that. One year. 365 days. Just shy of 8,760 hours. I&#8217;d write out the number of minutes but then there&#8217;d be a dangerous risk of more than one of us bursting into song. Nevertheless, a year is a long time [...]]]></description>
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